Twitter brand is so strong it was renamed and it’s still Twitter.

This teacher makes sure his student, who has a disability, enjoys break time like everyone else.

Delicious 😋☺️

You wake up tomorrow and the year is 1999. Wyd???

Miss one week in the gym and it feels like you’re rebuilding your body from zero again.

I'd rather drink the water from a tin of tuna than be asked to share a fun fact about myself as an icebreaker during a team building activity at work.

This sucks

Journalist: "What do you think is your greatest achievement?" David Bowie: "Marrying my wife." "But as a musician?" "Nothing else matters." On this day in 1992, David married Iman and remained together until his death.

Pluviophile (/ˈpluːviəˌfaɪl/) – a lover of rain, defined as someone who finds joy, peace of mind and comfort during rainy days. ☔️ #lawx #neworleans

All I know, is that I’m on the side that doesn’t kill anyone, nor celebrates the killing of anyone, nor fantasizes about the killing of anyone... …just for winning an election That’s what side I’m on.

Pro-tip: One needn't be a Trump fan or even a Republican to be thankful that the president of our country wasn't murdered tonight. It's easy, give it a try.

We don’t carry that shitty beer

Blink-182’s Travis Barker meets a fan battling cancer and gives them a moment to remember 🎸💛

If you know you know!

The "Hate Has No Home Here" crowd keeps trying to kill people.

As expected, leftists are going with “the assassination attempt was staged and I’m sad it didn’t succeed.”

My sis knows I love Jimmy’s Jimmy’s Famous Seafood She bought some merch for me to sport😎

I will do a lot for a good rock show, but…nope😅 I was going to take my mom to see Rod but she reminisced about how we almost got crushed by the crowd in 2013 for Fleetwood Mac and opted out. 😭I’m not even sure if I could do this for Prince 😭

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 This you?

Laughter is the best medicine. Or music. It might be music.