Legend

I owe Andy Reid an apology. I was not familiar with his game.

I LIVE EAT BREATHE N DIE FOR TWITTER THE DAY AFTER AN EVENT

Just fully baked and decorated a cake at 6 am. Manic episode here we come

Drank 6 espresso shots even tho im off today. The pain never ends.

One thing about me ? I been through the desert on a horse with no name

Freshman year of high school my history teacher asked who was on my shirt in front of the class and I said my grandma

wanna come over and do this

Can't believe all my friends and also my family talked me out of learning how to do magic tricks. Could've been sick.

It's crazy to me that I don't have a husband the way I cook a meal

I often find myself too stoned to go to work

And let me just say this : you don't need a license to drive a sandwich

One of my greatest female joys is texting and driving

one of my airpods died now im listening to straight garfunkel

omg what’s in this? 😍

Me and who?