She was up late doing homework, her face fell flat on the desk, she had fallen asleep, pencil in hand writing her math homework. She had a soft snore to her leaving drawl on the paper “No Miss Unicorn not today” She said in her sleep, it’s like she was 5 all over again

I mean lock up what you- I swear to some higher power you are worse then my dad. Don’t lock up your micropenis cause some guy out there is gonna be like “Hey little guy!” And love it! TRUST ME! Ya know what NEVER MIND! x.com/perditionsange…

“Hey don’t push it old man! And if you think about it in a different universe you do. Horns and all” She laughed “I think you would look good with a Beard tho... You should try it” x.com/perditionsange…

//LOVED SCOOBYNATURAL LASTNIGHT CAN WE JUST MAKE SCOOBYNATURAL A SPIN-OFF SERIES PLEASE?!?!

Do I like bananas? Yes Scale of 1-10? I can fit a whole one in my mouth depending on the size Do I like them when they’re all gross and old? Sometimes... I mean I don’t want to insult the banana Am I talking about the fruit? HAHAHAHA Yes What did you think I was talking about?

//Sorry I’ve been inactive ladies and jets! I’ve been working on school. Gatta pass to get my diploma next year. Almost there. But I’ll be on tonight!

Like if I can dm you for a plot

She giggled and smiled “Life is short, enjoy it wile you can. At least that’s what my dad says”

She takes the sinner from you x.com/perditionsange…