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What's this? Man crush Monday? Ha-ha. He's crushed far too many men to count. Except. . He's got a booklet. So he knows the amount.

. .wants to crush Peter with his — (don't say it!!) — ba-do-da-booo🎵.

||: Can I add the boxes. White is in these; ( ) And yellow is : ᴜʜ. ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ?

B l u p. Oh— oops. He's dropped a smear of jam on the carpet. Walks away.

||: I've got the worst headache coming for me, but I'm too busy stalking and growing a fuck-load of muse.

He's been away for too long. Though, he's back in town to see a cute little arachne boy.

Peter Parker ≼ has been far too long.

Gushes over Pete.