I’m smoking that Isengard Greenleaf so good the trees started walking*

Mmmmm...how invasive we talking here?

....Yeah it moves and yes I have paw pads. No, I'm not sending you pictures of my feet to prove it.

You know it's honestly crazy what Biotechnica can do. This stuff isn't even recent, started selling it back in the 40's. Hell you don't even need the full package to get a tail and some cat ears.

I know, gotta have a few freaks of nature out there so that there's such a thing as "normal".

Self expression is honestly the best goddamn thing to come out of the past century. I couldn't imagine doing this shit like this 80 years ago.

Some people really gotta practice meowing, disappointing.

Ex said that me not wanting a kid with her was "too gay". Couple days later I fooled around with her dad and now me and him are shaking the city while our three-month-old's learning how to get away with insurance fraud. This shit ain't nothin to me, man*

(𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐭 /𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐢/𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐨 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲.) Enjoying the spoils of the corporate life. 𝐋𝐥𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐧 𝐀𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐞.

I move in silence son... I'm really lonely slime*

I'm a street creature

huey.⠀ holy shit I keep forgetting i have this acc lol

bleps

I'm a real creature

Even when dormant I still serve cunt

Opp got a neuralink installed so I hacked into his brain and gave him gender dysphoria*