Ok toad

Stop eating nuts?

My favorite idiots are the ones who don't know they're idiots.

DNI. Just dni at all thank you.

Starting to think Bill actually did, in fact, die.

Why is everyone in this town so stupid. Do you have any idea what I have to deal with

RIP a good lab assistant

Dear mommy and daddy I am running away. I am sorry, but I can no longer handle the monotony of middle class life. Everyone at school is a fucking idiot and if one more person talked to me about that Susan Boyle performance of “Les Miserable” I was going to puke my balls out-

I love making my enemies suffer.

I haven't heard from Bill in ages, hope he did not die as I warned him repeatedly NOT to do.

Accidentally drank some, fuck!

Fucking truth serum.

Sup morons

Okay everyone, it's just another revolution, nothing to make a fuss about.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Craig makes valid points.

What the fuck, Richard