You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a sweat #inspration

Get yourself a ghostwriter like yungmicrobe and watch the fans roll in

First I’ll propose to you then we’ll marinate in a church 💞

I never got a circus mission I am not religious..

Well endowed or medium rare endowed?

I would be the best on mr beast show

Inevitably and irrefutably: every sex that ever has/is/will happen can undoubtedly be tied back to a yahyah’s epiphany of a long lost era…

Watching show with neawe be like: ‘That’s you’ ‘That’s you’ ‘Ayoooo’ ‘That’s you’ ‘Nuh uh’ ‘Broooo’ *burps hugely* ‘AYOOO WHATTT’ ‘That’s so me’ ‘That’s you’

This little love of mine? Uh, yeah- I’m gonna let it shine, sorry not sorry!

Today after my student played me the piece they’d practiced: Me: Okay… I’ve got two things to say to you Student: Okay… I’ve got two things to ignore Am I the villain you guys??

Should I message him 🙈🥵

Movies are soo scripted like you just know they planned this out

Watching Sound of Music and having a revelation… very soon, I’m going to need someone older and wiser telling me what to do!

New kiss idea: all tongue, NO lip.

I married a bag o’ tits, that’s for sure!