Waving at babies is an art. Some of you aren’t real baby-wavers. Light and cheer doesn’t radiate from you. When you wave, the babies don’t laugh or smile, they keep a straight face like they don’t see you.

Long live the Kingdom of Yugoslavia!

When I’m done here, Tiananmen square will look like child’s play.

New cuntimal just dropped

I’m on some shit that Jehovah ain’t even witness yet

to be just as selfish as they are

One thing I’ll never forget is who made me feel special on my birthday ❤️

Top 5 things Ima do when I’m rich 1- Switch up on my day 1’s 2- Let the money change me 3- Forget where I came from 4- Marry a gold digger (no prenup) 5- Cut off family

My favorite fact about Bosnia is that they're not allowed in Eurovision because they owe them money and it's the most bosnian thing ever

the only flag i salute

andy biersack, easily

i don’t

its not clocking to you that im standing on business

if i had a gun i would put stickers on it

The business I stood on was operating at a loss