Here ya go. #PresidentialDebate2020

Dear Chris Wallace, In the future, you are welcome to borrow my air horn.

Marking September 30th as "World Hates Jess Day." Today we fell in the shower, bruising our back and topped the night off by biting completely through my tongue. There's a hole now. In my tongue. Going to bed and I guess we'll try again tomorrow.

Decided that 2020 is like driving down the road, and seeing a "Left Lane Ends" sign, then ten feet afterwards you see "Right Lane Closed."

Texas still sucks in our house

This

Are the Jets beating the Patriots by 10 or did I just get drugged? #MondayNightFootball

LOOK MY SISTER!!!!

Huge Tress Way guy here

So proud of my baby sister! Cant believe she's graduating already. #Okstate20 @AllieMendenhal3 Oklahoma State Univ. OSU Spears School of Business 🥳🎓

omg

The Cleveland Browns are on pace to beat the Steelers 112-0 today.

I double dog dare them to have Clare and Dale on Bachelor In Paradise.

At a certain point #SuperBowl commercials are just mixing a famous person with a product. I’m hoping for Pierce Brosnan meets Hot Pockets.

Live from Exegol, it’s the Super Bowl Halftime show! #SuperBowl

Logan Paul manifested a drunken discussion you’ve had with your buddies into reality and didn’t die. Feels like a W.

I cant watch I'm gonna throw up

NOT BETTY WHITE IN THE LAST DAY OF THE YEAR THE WORLD IS DOOMED

The best part of Julio Rodriguez’s 1st round performance is Griffey Jr. going full fanboy. #HomeRunDerby

You can’t help but smile ear to ear watching Pujols do this. Lot of respect. #HomeRunDerby