Ali Mollica (@memyselfandali) 's Twitter Profile
Ali Mollica

@memyselfandali

curious, vivacious, delicious, imaginative-ious and other words that end in ious

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calendar_today19-03-2009 19:16:20

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Did that thing where you say you're just going to lie down for a little and the next thing you know it's 1am. Side note to Starbucks who doesn't sell nitro cold brew in venti cause it's too much caffeine. You were wrong πŸ˜…

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I still don't understand the election results. How can there be so many that are ok with such divisive hatefulness? My heart is very heavy.

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Will someone please make a meme of Kellyanne Conway leading a soul cycle class? Gotta give it to her the lady can spin like no other.

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You know how pregnant women can eat a lot then say "Hey I'm eating for 2". Well I'm eating for 2 as well...my split personality and it takes a lot of fuel for her to be such a crazy b*tch. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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"Religion is like a penis. If you have one great! But unless I specifically express interest in it please keep it to yourself" - Me reacting to people who are preachy about their religious beliefs out of nowhere.

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Are you having cookies for breakfast? Me: Yes. It's 4/20. I may not be a participant but I can at least show my respect. Holiday spirit and all that.

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My mind is a strange and oddly fabulous place. For ex: watching an interview with Michael Avenatti and in my head pops the thought..."I wonder what he smells like?" #WelcometomyBrain πŸ˜