Did that thing where you say you're just going to lie down for a little and the next thing you know it's 1am. Side note to Starbucks who doesn't sell nitro cold brew in venti cause it's too much caffeine. You were wrong 😅

Once upon a time there was a girl named Ali... I'm still working on the rest! #WorkinProgress #ItsanAdventure

Our defensive coordinator Wade Phillips stretchered out. Chargers, opposing team on one knee. #respect #Sportsmanship

It's here it's here it's finally here! #electionday

I still don't understand the election results. How can there be so many that are ok with such divisive hatefulness? My heart is very heavy.

When life gives you lemons...go to the liquor store and buy some wine. #justoneofthosedays #Iwokeuplikethis #winning

When you're Playlist goes from Spice Girls to Tribe called Quest. #MakingAmericaGreatAgain #WeThePeople #FUTrump

There will soon be a lot of people buying LL Bean. And even more people refusing to buy it.

Will someone please make a meme of Kellyanne Conway leading a soul cycle class? Gotta give it to her the lady can spin like no other.

1st OT in Superbowl history!!!

Musical thoughts: Bruno Mars does a cover of "Back in Black" This has been musical thoughts with Ali

Musical thoughts: Shawn Mendez does a cover of "Make em say Ugh". This has been musical thoughts with Ali

You know how pregnant women can eat a lot then say "Hey I'm eating for 2". Well I'm eating for 2 as well...my split personality and it takes a lot of fuel for her to be such a crazy b*tch. 😅😅😅

Pro tip: Don't dig into a bag of salt and vinegar potato chips with a paper cut on your finger. #Butseriously

"Religion is like a penis. If you have one great! But unless I specifically express interest in it please keep it to yourself" - Me reacting to people who are preachy about their religious beliefs out of nowhere.

Are you having cookies for breakfast? Me: Yes. It's 4/20. I may not be a participant but I can at least show my respect. Holiday spirit and all that.

My mind is a strange and oddly fabulous place. For ex: watching an interview with Michael Avenatti and in my head pops the thought..."I wonder what he smells like?" #WelcometomyBrain 😅

#Wolfpack ... just sayin.

If you hire a comedian for a roast don't be surprised if you get burnt. #Wolfpack

Those moments when at 230am you say out loud to yourself "I forgot to get carrots".