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calendar_today07-08-2021 06:17:25

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(Visibly out of his mind with exhaustion.) Howโ€ฆ how in blazes did you get him to sleep? Heโ€™s been bouncing off the wall for hoursโ€ฆ

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Ahh, I guess he is the boss, huh? He mostly just brings me funny stuff he finds and collects my scales. But sure, Iโ€™ll scratch your ears. Iโ€™d imagine it probably feels good, yeah?

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Just normal baby stuff, not coffee or anything. (Heโ€™s staring at the extremely asleep toddler with mild shock.) Can you just likeโ€ฆ stand there next time he does it? Or something? Because I canโ€™t command an army on two hours of sleep split up into twenty minute blocks.