Nvm about Sabrina carpenter no longer a loyal story liker

Taylor swift sure has been doing a lot of insisting upon herself recently

The Greeks made up the story of Sisyphus because they didn’t have laundry to use as an example

David and Jonathan when they met in the caves

Eeeeeverybody wants a partner that commits to the bit until they realize they want some Kindness

Hey kb Nebraska football is 3-0

She fit on my header til I fix it

Therapist this week told me I should go to the gym and sleep more. Alright buddy back off

I remember

No part of this berry resembles a straw

I got one more Oklahoma wedding left and then I’m unfollowing the rest of yall on instagram

Alright I’ve heard enough who actually wrote folklore

The emergence of popularity of booktok and white millennials starting to actually read again is directly correlated to the general dissatisfaction with the cheap lyricism in Taylor swift’s new album, and the cheap lyricism she’s had all along. In this essay I will

Hey :) my monkeys saw your monkeys from across the bar and really liked their vibe. They were wondering if your monkeys would like to come to my circus later

Polymarket? no, monogamymarket only for me please.

Going to start going to coffee shops and performatively reading newspapers

If god is real why do toenails grow so fast

I’ve had enough