this was worse than them murdering people

i’ve got that dog in me and sadly it needs to be put down

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY!!!

him:”are u stupid?” me:

GO TO AN EMPTY BAR DRINK ALONE HATE YOUR LIFE BE MISERABLE BE A MAN

when you pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive

when another bad thing happens in your life but you’re used to it:

my whole life could be falling apart and imma still crack me a lil joke

Doctors take themselves too seriously chill bro you're just a nerd

Don’t worry Caitlin, it gets better once you finish residency and become an attending basketball player

Pulmonology AND critical care?? Idk seems like a lot

When I’m 15 high noons deep and Creed comes on x.com/HollyAnderson/…

GO TO AN EMPTY BAR. DRINK ALONE. HATE YOUR LIFE. BE MISERABLE. BE A MAN

I just heard someone order a “vanilla latte, but black”…

For me to go to sleep tonight would require an anesthesiologist

BREAKING: Trump names Casey Anthony as Director of the Department of Child and Family Services.

SAY DRAKE