My friend got off the phone all lovey-dovey with her man, then immediately said “decenter men.” 😂😂

I don’t mean to sound like your mom but the lack of routine and discipline in life, waking up without purpose, being idle and spending too much time on the bed with your phone will lead to terrible mental health. That’s a given.

Video call with your nieces/nephews. 50% walls 50% forehead😭😂

being new at a job is so EMBARRASSING for no reason😭😂

Using talking stage to steal his business ideas and giving it to my brothers>>>>

Last time I seen my homegirls ... last time I seen the sun

Younger me would think I’m that girrrrrl and that’s all that matters 😍

Quickest way to piss me off is being overly familiar. I do not know you. Act accordingly.

Steph Curry longevity is not talked about enough especially him being 6’2

Being broke is one thing, but watching yourself get older without any progress in life??? That is straight up depression.

The rumours are true, the earlier you start your day.. the more you get things done.

normalize saying “im not forming an opinion on someone ive never met.” watch how fast the gossip dies.

Because I don't have any children. Next question.

everything we say at funerals should be said at birthday parties instead. we leave so much love unspoken

i love when men remind me i'm evil because sometimes i be thinking i'm losing my spark

And it better be just as racist as the rest of them or we don't want it.

you made a power point.

this is why i do all the planning 😭😭😭😭