keep your customer satisfied

Anyone that thought it was more tour dates 🤡

And thats about it but i expect those 1 day lineups are gonna flop too

Update: Biden gas (9/11/24) vs Trump gas (5/5/26)

ACL used to have LEGENDS man. WTF happened?!

Emma Chamberlain photographed by Sinna Nasseri inside the Met Gala.

So i did not request harry msg tickets and now i am regretting it

Busted out laughing in the theater at this look from an unexpected appearance of Miles Teller in the Michael movie

Girl so confusing (Texas’ version)

Manager at crumbl exposing that you have to sign an NDA to work at crumbl lmfao thats crazy and also idk if you’re allowed to talk about your NDA sir so aren’t you breaking it in the process? LOL

Pope Leo XIV wearing Nikes

Working in clothing retail has me buying shit i never needed and saving no money

My psychic friend said there wont be another pandemic lets see …. They didnt say we wont have an epidemic tho

If you’re stalking my twitter again just text me instead

I entered a giveaway to win a trip to nyc and if i won it idk who i would even take w me tbh :(

Feel like the Bible is quite explicit on this one

I was going to hit this guy back up eventually until i saw he changed his username to “lone star luver”

I love this stupid fucking photo so much

Fml bro i literally saw it the first screening on May 7 the day before it released and i thought of this scenario and said nah im safe bc no way would she visit Sugar Land, Tx

Wrote down a guys instagram for cheap car detailing and i didnt think he was cute til the 3rd time i saw him so i finally looked up his @ and just learned that he just graduated from HIGH SCHOOL im k*ll*ng myself