i love befriending yappers. they bring the yapping out of me. then we yap together. yapping is so fun.

need this addiction to attack me in Jesus name

Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder

Film4 and ITV2 were the only things us freeview ppl had to watch good films, only millionaires had sky movies

I’m so delusional about money tbh I be spending tf out of it and be like “I’ll get it back” no idea how but it’ll come

me: “why tf does my back hurt??” also me:

my idea of friendship is me and my friends sending each other food places and saying we should go and never going

I cannot believe we the new adults fr…I still drink capri suns

Every time

this is how i be feeling when i can’t breathe out of my nose:

baby I gift myself for making it thru the week .. I don’t play about me. 😭😭

Real ones remember

This is me 😂

Waiting for him to apologize after I've started an argument

IT'S DECEMBER 1ST

🤣🤣🤣

I’m SICK of saying it, but I’ll say it again. Asylum seekers can’t claim benefits. You need an NI number to do that. Asylum seekers aren’t staying in 5* hotels. Asylum seekers get £49.18p a week to live on. Could YOU live on that? NOPE. So stop pretending they’re living it large.

It amazes me that her gender is the reoccurring talking point and not that she met her husband when he was 15 and she was 39.

I'm an atheist, and I celebrate Christmas, it's a part of British culture which you all drone on endlessly about wanting people to "integrate" into, it's almost like it's got nothing to do with "integration" and everything to do with seeing brown and black people on TV.