can’t ignore the patterns of Hollywood

The way some of you hate children with a passion is very much not normal, and I’ll stand by that!

Look between LinkedIn and Indeed and find a job

Idk how much longer I can live down South you know. You Southerners are proper rude! Gotta be the highest concentration of Karens in the country

Estate agents are really scum of the earth aren't they?

I'm so proud of my students 🥹 absolute superstars! They all put bets on who could make me cry first with their goodbye cards loool I'm a wreck

Nah pls why after my surgery did I wake up too early in recovery (like always, you think they would've learnt at this point) and the nurse was like CLOSE YOUR EYES and I just said 'NO 😜'

All these ‘I remember when I lost my mind’ videos have truly shown me that I’ve clearly never liked a man enough. Thank God.

Well that's my Dad's birthday present sorted

I am bawling right nowww what do you mean 😭 what a lil angel

it’s incredibly scary how fucking racist u all are

Beating up and harassing Black and Brown people isn’t protesting, it’s criminal behaviour, let’s start there.

All smiles before the André 3000 experience fever dream

Moving into a houseshare cus London rental prices for a 1 bed are so extortionate and having to explain mokkadi to my new housemates was not on my 2024 bingo card. Time to get tf out of here I think

This is absolute insanity... As in I'm speechless

This is really really sad man 😢💔 Such an important cultural hub in Brixton…. I’ve watched so many of my favourite places I’ve DJd at disappear. We need to have a conversation on what Cultural Protection means and looks like in London.

I want all educators to stop and reflect 'Do I actually like children?', not 'Do I like them when they are "well-behaved" and doing what I say?' but 'Do I like them even when they're testing every bit of my patience?' cus if the answer is no, please stay away from them.

Sick of the terrible takes and poor emotional regulation from ADULTS affecting these young people. Cus I'll be Miss Honey to them but Miss Trunchball to you. Sick. Of. It.

The tables have turned! Ginger PR is at an all time high! One of my students told me she wants to dye her hair the same colour as mine this morning 🥲 when I was 15, I think my peers would have rather been bald tbh