I woulds likes my pants backs please.

it wasn't payback....i was just getting even

Did you know mosquitos can dodge raindrops?

Just love me and be strait with me. That's aaalll I aaask ooof yoooouuu.

"WAD DHA FUQ IS DHAT SMELL YO?"....EWWW TO DHAT SHIT STANK!!...(DAMN I DIDNT KNO MY SILENT FART WOULD SMELL LIKE DHAT)

When I said I love you it meant I didn't want anybody else. When you said you love me what did you mean again?

When I poke you in the eye that means I

You are the company you keep

If Each One Of Us Did A Good Deed Everyday, The

World Would Change Over Night...

Nonsense is a good source of sanity.

I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO PRESS 1 TO HEAR A MESSAGE IN ENGLISH... WE ARE IN AMERICA, LEARN THE LANGUAGE

Humor Intoxicates The Mind, Freeing The Spirit...

the smell of the smoke after a firework display

Little Lalita Gupta

Just because you pretend to be nice to me doesn't mean I don't know what you are doing.