I don’t think there’s an artist that has had an impact on me so profound and gravitational as Beyoncé has. Truly a one of a kind artist. One of one.

always mildly surprised that the collective grief of the pandemic didn't make people kinder to each other

happy world book day to us that celebrate✨🥳

Twitter brand is so strong it was renamed and it’s still Twitter.

Parent: “back in our days we didn’t go to therapy” Me fighting the urge to say “it shows”

Ambition in a woman is only celebrated after it succeeds, while it’s happening, it’s called difficult.

Nigeria has gotten so bad, I have to misgender her and call her “him” cause this can only be a nigga

Heavy on “i actually like you, but i refuse to romanticise a connection that is costing me clarity.”

Person go face hunger for morning face hot sun for afternoon Come face darkness and heat for night. una sure say na life we dey live for this Nigeria??

Nigerians are too poor to be classist

After lunch on a Friday, the remainder of the workday is unnecessary

I really hope Nigeria doesn’t collapse soon. Things are getting out of hand.

im a little strict and come with structure. i cant tell you what to do but i can tell you what you’re not going to do with me.

“Would you like to proceed” No oh because this money is too much

Nigerian politicians cannot believe their luck, they are presiding over the finest batch of slaves in the Milky Way galaxy.

The cooking should have ended at pointing out her hypocrisy sha, stuff directly related to her tweet. These yarns about ‘failed relationship’ & whatnot is stupid & immature, relationships fail all the time, theirs was just public & ended years ago, you guys aren’t 12, grow up.

for tinubu to lose 2027 election 😪

Y’all are so male centered ewww

no one is laughing with you btw.