the gift of girth

should i just change my name to Melanie?

which corporate gay did they piss off to be featured like this?

that one time titi asked if i was wearing padding but i was still in my no padding era

in flats mind you

every few months you tweeps go to some random concert of some random pop girly with the most random name and then when i go to look up their music, i suddenly realize “oh they have that one song everyone loses their mind to at parties”

why do all your boyfies have private accounts with no profile pic lemme see

i’m at that age where I think buying a new purse that would only match with a few outfits would cure me

you guys still fckin or what

1 euro dabei… you must be joking… 👁️👄👁️

wat is er te doen vanavond? netflix en poppers? Die nieuwe america’s next top model docu is aan het spelen 🤔

the only stand up comedy i’ve been doing in drag lately is peeing. There’s no way i’m taking off all those layers down to my ankles

what if i sell mayonnaise at the queer market next week?

the woman who ate was a very first sin by the woman who ate

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