“We need to rethink how scheduled children are,” Leyla Bologlu, a pediatric neuropsychologist in San Francisco says. “How many adults work more than 8 or 10 hours? We ask our children to work those hours.” trib.al/xjPP54j

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“Please stop being Chuck Berry and put on your sweatpants” is something I’ve said today. #thisissix #parenting #thingsheardandseen #MondayMorning

Go 👏 eff 👏 yourselves 👏👏👏

My friend just told me his toddler sneezed directly into his mouth and I’m pretty sure that would be better high school birth control than carrying around a raw egg for a couple days. #parenthoodisbeautiful

We are not shutting down again. Ever. We don't care how bad this shit gets.

7yo asked me if “games” at a baby shower were like “pregnant lady obstacle course” and now I’m rethinking my entire baby shower 7 years ago brb

Paw Patrol designates all other animals as second-class citizens by only anthropomorphizing dogs. In this essay comparing #PAWPatrolMovie to Animal Farm I will

This is great and also a reminder that the historical knowledge that comes from studying the humanities is dying out…I read ten articles quoting the fabulous Big Bette and NOT ONE said this was the literal plot of #Lysistrata

Keep waiting to be old and mature enough to resist t-shirts like this. But today…today is not that day.

Shoutout to all the teachers managing school Halloween today.

7yo: Welcome to my store! I have anything you can imagine. Literally anything you want. Me to husband: Did our kid just reinvent Needful Things??? Is he Stephen King ? 7yo: Like, you can buy a single meatball on a string, or a lamp shaped like a dachshund. Me: …never mind.

Today’s #GoogleDoodle is especially interesting considering there’s an actual festival of lights happening. Any bets on whether there’ll be a menorah doodle on Christmas? Google ?#Hanukkah #Hanukkah2021

I’m not saying that my child is completely unique, but I will say that I don’t know if anyone else has ever said Daniel Stern looks like a “shaved Chris Cornell” before. #HomeAlone

Person. Woman. Man. Raid. Prison. #LockHimUp #LockHimUpNow #ButHerEmails