Melissa E. Jordan (@melissaejordan) 's Twitter Profile
Melissa E. Jordan

@melissaejordan

My collection, "Red Low Fog/Transcript" is now OUT at Animal Heart Press. animalheartpress.net/red-low-fog-tr…
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He spoiled me for leading men for the rest of my life. I am crushed, I will miss him terribly, but I was so lucky to be his partner. Somehow, somewhere, we are connected to each other because I felt him leave last night. Good night sweet prince, good night.

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It was the first time I'd ever seen naturalistic acting in a soapy moment.... Like how someone would actually respond if their spouse came back from the dead.

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I hate when the local forecasters say, "The weather will be clear for that last minute shopping this weekend!" Five days before isn't last-minute. REAL last minute shopping is Christmas Eve on the turnpike on the way to the in-laws.

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The point was made, but I also think it's time to admit that it would be so much easier for most of us dummies if elections and inaugurations were held in the same calendar year.

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Man, don't heart any "Everyone grieves differently/Erika" videos *unless* you want to see one million iterations of the same joke.

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Downstairs couple is putting on a full-decibel production of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe. Can't wait to be stuck in the building with them on day 2 of the blizzard.

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My mom has held onto it through three moves, so it's pretty easy for me. BUT I impress myself by remembering the number of my friend across the street.

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Right, every parent in history was properly diagnosed prior to having a child. Or developed their issues in time to realize. Or didn't have postpartum trigger it. Don't PMO.

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Whether it’s Barack Obama putting Dijon mustard on a hotdog or RFK Jr. snorting cocaine off a toilet seat, both men made some curious decisions.