“Craft beer is terrible and I blame it on the hipsters. In fact, I blame Kings of Leon for everything that tastes bad in this world.”

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My new favorite pastime is putting my AirPod Pros in and pretending I can’t hear anyone else in my house. #workfromhome

Anyone else feel a sense of motherly pride watching their iRobot slowly learn the floor plan of your house? He’s so grown up😍

Nothing has made me want to be British more than watching The Darkest Hour.

Climbing over baby gates in slippers while buzzed, and not waking up any children or dogs, should be an Olympic sport.

Spent two hours making handmade pasta today and you’d think dinner was a punishment for my kids. Now I have leftover tortellini with brown butter sage sauce (sage from my fucking garden) & red sauce with ground turkey and pecorino. But yeah...I’ll be making PB&J in an hour.

My #roomba just sucked up a quarter and started speaking Italian. I’m calling her Rosalia now.

My mom has spent all morning cleaning the house and is currently vacuuming. Because the cleaners are coming over. To clean the house.