"...a saint for fuckups? Saint Catastrophus?"

"ever since Jonestown, I'm off kool-aid"

Help us get the word out! This is a tool many people in #SanAntonio could dearly use to #planahead and avoid getting stuck in #highway #construction #traffic. We detail scheduled closures over the next week across the whole region. Just click here: txdotsanantonio.blogspot.com/2019/04/upcomi…

"my safe word is cheese"

"they were out of what you asked for. here's this."

"It's tragic. I dunno; I don't really...feel...that..much..anymore."

"he calls it his Vice Cabinet"

#BothamJean's brother Brandt took the opportunity to forgive #AmberGuyger, tell her to devote her life to Christ, and then asked the judge if he could give Guyger a hug. The judge, wiping tears from her eyes, allowed the moment to happen.

Is hand sanitizer useless against coronavirus? Was a Harvard prof arrested for conspiring w/ China to create COVID-19? Did Chuck Schumer delete a tweet criticizing Trump's China travel ban? I wrote about how to spot coronavirus misinfo in your feed: onezero.medium.com/the-simplest-w…

Protect Ya Neck against the Coronavirus. We are making a few thousand prints and distributing them across New York City. Feel FREE to do the same in your City. Share and RT this to the world. #wutang

If you can afford to support local businesses, please do so. #txlege #coronavirus #COVID19 ift.tt/2x3UCpY

⚠ Due to the large amount of speculation regarding #COVID19, this is a reminder to rely on OFFICIAL sources for accurate information. Help control the spread of rumors by sharing this page: fema.gov/coronavirus-ru…

don't let the tension suck you into a fever pitch. the noise level is rising. take a breath and evaluate.

4:40 PM: showers and thunderstorms continue across portions of the area, moving slowly to the north-northeast. We will continue to monitor additional development through the evening and overnight hours tonight.

We sent 15 units of low titer O whole blood to Uvalde this morning. If you are a #BrothersInArms donor, please schedule an appt to help us rebuild our emergency blood supply by calling 210-731-5590. Learn more about our Brothers in Arms program 👉 bit.ly/2JLoE8H

There is undoubtedly a sense of helplessness in our communities right now. If you are looking to assist those impacted by the Uvalde tragedy, please consider the following. ⬇️ Thread below. ⬇️

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