I wish servers would stop asking me if I’m ‘still working’ on my meal. I’m eating I’m not building a bridge.

Atleast no one is taking out my laundry when it’s done.

In a world of doom and gloom it’s so comforting to know there is #ESPN8 #TheOcho

Playing blackjack and watching axe throwing on tv. I could get used to this staying home business.

I now have exceeded the amount of #Minecraft knowledge that I am comfortable with.

It’s all a ploy to make us do more dishes. These fucking dishes.

Just watched @pixaronward or as we like to call it in our family #thepantsmovie.

Therapists and hairdressers...

There is some serious shit going down. But please stop churning out those montages.

I tried to do a headstand today.

The crazy thing isn’t that I actually looked up a directions video for hungry hungry hippos, but that 27k others did too.

And for today’s #notmyfinestmoment I popped my sons balloon with a fork. On purpose.

I have sprouted a new addiction to playing backgammon against a robot. You are going down bloop bleep bloop.

homeschooling is causing me to want to skip smoking cigarettes and jump right to chasing the dragon (thanks #painandglorymovie and #afterlifenetflix for the reference).

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