Y’all my child is FINALLY sleeping through the night!!!😭😭😭

We need more people like Troy

I may be a loner but y’all hangout with people who talk shit about you 💀

The person who disgusts me most in this world is Austin McBroom

Imagine having a whole ass kid and acting like you don’t have one, like how

Idk if I’m the only one but if I ever met a famous person I would simply leave them tf alone because I just think it’s rude as hell to constantly be up in their shit

Has Dunkin' ever gotten anyone’s order correct? Asking for myself

Day 2 and I lost my sunglasses in the ocean:)

The fact that people can’t even call BREASTfeeding breastfeeding anymore is ridiculous

I love getting added to peoples private stories, it’s like they trust me with all their personal buis

Do you ever forget someone has a kid because they never post about them or is that just me, like I don’t think I have went more than 3 days with out posting paisley on anything

If you continuously screenshot all of my shit, then wonder why you can’t see any of my stuff it’s bc you’re blocked :)

So tomorrow is Monday again ? I can’t keep living like this.

none of my exes talk/date girls prettier than me, and that’s my biggest flex ❤️

repeat after me. if you bring my child around the dirtiest thing to walk sherburnes hallways, that doesn’t even have custody of her own kids, you will no longer see your daughter. pick and choose your battles babe. pick and choose.

you look goofy dude, just goofy.

it doesn’t even take me a full 24 hours to find out what you’re doing. i think i’m gonna put in an application to be an FBI agent:)

Calling someone goofy is like nicely calling them a fucking idiot, love it

Am I irritable or is everyone just fucking annoying?