Hi. My name is Melanie, and I'm a popsicle-holic.

I have the live at Donington DVD. I can't quit watching you! I think I'm addicted to your beautiful smile... and hot bod... and buff arms...and your drumming ain't half bad either Haha

The side effects of the Rx I'm on causes bankruptcy.

In the movies, I wish just once, when someone is running from a rolling or falling object, they would dodge right or left instead of running in a straight line trying to outrun it.

Learn to make grandma lundenberger afghans@MrSRArter

After using a manual typewriter for years, the first time I laid my fingers on an electric typewriter keyboard it sounded like an old gatling gun.

youtu.be/Z4qc34kYHdM. Some bad language but very funny

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

At work my back was killing me! If I'd known I was dreaming I would have woken up and rolled over!

Bird, bee, and butterfly backyard.

.Arnold has a blunt message for Nazis.

"...I came into the world without anything, and I have about held my own up to date." Bat Masterson

Never a truer word said! #RoaldDahlDay

Chill! It’s a limit, not a target! #280characterlimit

Mekka lekka high, mekka highny ho.

youtu.be/ADbJLo4x-tk

youtu.be/jegLlT5e6po

Merry Christmas!⛄ Love and joy!🌎

My husband bought me a mood ring. When I'm happy it turns green. When I'm angry it leaves a red mark on his forehead.

She: on a scale of 1 to 10 how mature are you? He: make it 100. She: ok, on a scale of 1 to 100 how mature are you? He: 69. Teehee