Goblin aspiring to be an Orc (@melancholyjokes) 's Twitter Profile
Goblin aspiring to be an Orc

@melancholyjokes

Preworkout powder overdose in a haunted house.

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calendar_today29-08-2009 00:38:30

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Stavros Halkias (@stavvybaby) 's Twitter Profile Photo

if ur in New Orleans celebrating Mardi Gras stay safe out there! this homeless drunk wouldn’t stop propositioning me for sex and kept mentioning how good his “boy pussy” was

Matt Wallace (@mattwallace888) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Not only was PizzaGate real… it is still happening today! Slade Sohmer, a journalist who runs in the inner circle of Hillary Clinton and John Podesta, was just arrested this week after an examination turned up more than 1,300 pornographic images and videos, hundreds of which

Not only was PizzaGate real… it is still happening today!

Slade Sohmer, a journalist who runs in the inner circle of Hillary Clinton and John Podesta, was just arrested this week after an examination turned up more than 1,300 pornographic images and videos, hundreds of which
gaurav (@gaxrav) 's Twitter Profile Photo

- worked on the apollo missions - killed his dad - started mcafee software - forbes top 100 - presidential candidate - wanted in 3 countries - survived 50+ assassination attempts - married a prostitute who was hired to kill him - behind edward snowden - bitcoin billionaire -

- worked on the apollo missions
- killed his dad
- started mcafee software
- forbes top 100
- presidential candidate
- wanted in 3 countries
- survived 50+ assassination attempts
- married a prostitute who was hired to kill him
- behind edward snowden
- bitcoin billionaire
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_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ (@st_louis_stan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I played this for my crying, teething baby, she watched it quietly all the way through then on the final second closed her eyes and peacefully slept for twelve hours