Just finished The Perfect Wife, and there are a lot of reasons to hate this banana sandwich woman, but the most infuriating one of all is that she actually said the two Mexican women who kidnapped her were listening to mariachi music. Ma’am, what?!

Me trying to figure out what all the girls like about Rob’s “personality” because I have yet to see any of it. #loveislandusa #loveisland

The girls coming out of season 6 and realizing they’re beloved. #loveislandusa #loveisland

Brittany when she saw that goofy looking man was the one trying to play her… #LoveIsBlind

Not gonna lie. David’s apartment would’ve had me running so fast and far, but that doesn’t make me hate Michelle any less. #MAFSChicago #MAFS

After watching #laterdaters all I know is I better go before my man because the rest of them

If I were Ingrid on #90dayfiance

I’m so angry that high school boys are getting ANY type of guidance from such a narcissistic, egotistical, manipulative, insecure, and sad little man like Ikitchy.🙄#MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFS #MAFSChicago

Niles to Shaun at this Tell All. #90DayFiance #90dayFianceTheTellAll

MAFS audience with Emem when Dr. Pia called her “spicy.” 🤨 #MAFSChicago #MAFS

Not Madison with the “it’s so hard being pretty” defense. #MarriedAtFirstSight #mafs

Live footage of Dave and his sister #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind8

The fact that Ruby Franke had a list of men and their qualities color coated was the reddest of flags. The husband studying it??? #DevilInTheFamily

If every parent on the planet was as kind, gentle, and patient as these parents on #LoveOnTheSpectrum, the world would be completely restored.

The fact that this psychopath agreed to appear on this documentary #UnknownNumberTheHighSchoolCatfish is crystal clear proof that she has not grown or learned from her mistakes. Her need for the spotlight trumps any embarrassment, shame, or guilt she should be feeling. 🤯🤯🤯🤯

The best part of Handsome Devil: Charming Killer was Wade Wilson today. Not handsome. Not charming. Just lonely and full of Little Debbie’s. 😂 I bet that penalty is much worse for someone like him. 💁🏻‍♀️ Also, Wade can rot in hell but his dad??

Every guy on #LoveIsBlind after meeting their choice and it’s an attractive girl. “God, you’re so beautiful. Wow, I can’t stop looking at you. You’re gorgeous…Honestly, it wouldn’t have mattered what she looked like. I would’ve still been attracted to her no matter what.”

I’m starting to suspect Alex thinks college soccer is a bigger deal than it really is. #LoveIsBlind

The most shocking aspect of Inside the Manosphere is how incredibly boring these guys are. I expected at least an iota of intellect and charisma. They put me to sleep. I imagine anyone with a brain feels the same way, which is why they pander to men who aren’t very smart.🤷🏻‍♀️

Me waiting for all that Lamar charisma everyone talked about through Untold: The Death & Life of Lamar Odom. Not only was he more bland than a loaf of bread, but he didn’t show one redeeming quality after all that he went through.