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Dreams really do come true Sam Quayle 🙌🏼😂

Hahahaa its a special day when you can hear your brother dive bomb into your Mum & Dad’s hot tub on national BBC Radio 1 on your way into work 😂

Is anyone still looking for travel to #Madrid? We have a coach down there and flight/train back to Liverpool on the Sunday £360 any takers? DM me or Sam Quayle for details

Instagram is down. The influencers panic. Their power is waning. Smashed avocado on sourdough doesn't seem so appetising in this cruel, filterless world. They cling to their hair vitamins, screaming 'hashtag blessed'. Even detox tea can't save them now. #instagramdown

The exact same as depicted thanks Tesco Hun

Honestly can whoever is trimming their hedges just stop because I keep getting excited that it’s a scooter with my Pizza Hut delivery. Thanks.

Here I am. It’s either a bakeoff or I’m fuming about a online return, but Hermine was absolutely robbed. Be assed even watching the final #GBBO

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I don’t know whether it’s just me or because I’m from Liverpool but I’ve started watching The Crown from season four and I keep getting an overwhelming urge to vomit when Thatcher comes on? Or the bit when Charles is a massive pedo when he first meets Diana? Not sure.

Also a lot of season 4 ep. 1 of The Crown senseless killing of animals for sport? And a few derogatory comments about women being in power... oh no wait that’s just being a Tory. My bad.

Why am I watching Forrest Gump and already crying when I’m ten minutes in.

Could someone just give Bukayo Saka a modelling contract please, I’m being serious British Vogue