-open overwatch -stare at menu screen -close overwatch -repeat

I come back from a multiversal hiatus and this... This is the first thing that I hear from you. You're truly the villain of the century.

" Hey now - It was that or the god awful protein joke I had originally in mind. "

You and me both, sister. But crime never sleeps, unfortunately.

" Alright, old timer. I'll excuse you for not knowing one of Korea's finest aces in the sky—and, most importantly, an idol. " Talk about having an ego. Sheesh.

Tell me about it. If such a day came to pass like that, I think for once, I'd sleep like a baby. Hell, better than that even.

just a chill Saturday with Mori.

I'm too good for death. I am. . . J U S T I C E.

☆ I wonder how Professor X or Rogue would play on Rivals.

☆ I just came back and I'm already getting Hana into a circle jerk of passive aggressiveness. 😭

Well. . . I uh. . . I clicked on a website to download some old Nintendo games and uh -- It uh. . . Directed to, well, that website. Yes.

okay, Batman .

pov of me going up against stadium junkrat

I know you're like. . . My biggest "closet" fan ever. So I did something even better. I signed it! Now you can mount it on a frame and remember how cool and amazing of a hero I am for remembering my number one super fan!

Why you. . . - 💢 My face is on billboards, TV, and about every piece of existing media known to man! I'm a big deal, mister 90s!