Americans: MIRACLE ON ICE!!!!!!!! Also Americans: Any Given Sunday.

Hey Governor Gavin Newsom I made a 780 on my math SAT. I am not happy with that FWIW. What was your split?

So Grok in my Tesla told me to tag Tesla AI (and Elon but nope) with my use case and feature request: neighborhood specific FSD profiles. Sloth in my geofenced subdivision, standard outside of it. And maybe hurry on the freeways but that's perhaps a different use case.

IT IS A NOBLE MISSION

So is Iran going to have no ID checks in the next election? Asking for a friend.

Come get your tanks topped off at MOBIL. MOBIL59 to be exact.

Fix your headline math doucheus baggus TheStreet

Doing my expenses and opened up my Uber app to pull up a receipt and this happened: 1. app loaded 2. I tried to navigate to receipts 3. last trip tipping came out of nowhere and I one-clicked a tip accidentally HORRIBLE UI!!!! (second only to horrible chat support)

Tesla Driver Olympics: Your car already judges you silently. Time to make it official. Who's taking gold in Most Lane Changes in a Mile? Dirty Tesla Whole Mars Catalog drop your telemetry roasts 😂🌬️🏁in Elon Musk? My ideas improved by Grok Official Events – Tesla Driver Olympics 2026

Hey TheStreet are you going to acknowledge your horrible math and corrections in the article, or nah?

Idea @tesla TeslaAIBot Grandma mode. Large buttons on the screen, presets for navigation. All set up by the grandkids and configured by them in the app.

That 4-8 second warning that your seatbelt isn't fastened dates from a 50+ year old rule, FMVSS 208. I wonder if it has kept up with technology since then...or Chevron... federalregister.gov/documents/2019…

Can we get a @kalshi for "ICE shoots airport traveler" and make Democrats spend $100 each and show their bets?

There is welfare fraud, daycare fraud, medicare fraud, homeless fraud, but thankfully there is no election fraud.

Hey Grok and X please keep this Japan thing going. It's all that's good in the world right now.

Japan is a no slop society. That is what has happened.

日本へ、 これが16歳の時にアメリカで乗っていた俺の初めての車だよ。この写真みたいに綺麗なやつじゃなくて、ボロボロだったけど…。 でもめっちゃ好きだった。4気筒にマニュアルシフト。膝がダッシュボードにくっつくくらい小さかったのに、それでも大好きだったな。

.President Donald J. Trump tweet 9am: Come get your oil Brent: 10% down Trump on tv at 9pm: Come get your oil Brent: 10%up Market is run by absolute clowns