it hurts a lot. Won't lie about that! but I never thought I'd get so far in my first season! Just having my team beside me, and knowing they're safe for at least a little while... that makes it hurt an awful lot less.

Melton Telephone pitcher for the ✨Yellowstone Magic✨Yellowstone Magic ✨👆👇 #blaseball

I'm sorry I couldn't hold on past the eighth inning... I really tried for my team. I've learned so much from all of them already. Especially Logan. He taught me everything about Tactics. ✨🤗🫂

Congratulations Yellowstone Magic! You are now in #PARTYTIME!

thanks bevan 😭 it's okay, really! I'm new, and... bad things just happen a lot in blaseball, don't they? and the bad thing didn't happen to any of my friends, so - that's almost like a Good Thing happening. Yeah. Next season. ✨👆👇

Friend I am Mostly a Phonebooth please stop, I can't be that delicious

✨ S17 Voting Strategy ✨ WILLS PRIORITIES THIS WEEK ⚾️ Move Francisco Preston to Lineup (bring back Dad! 👨) ⚗️ Transfuse Melton Telephone’s pitching (MelTel still has a good stat spread after the chomp but could use some juice 🥤📲)

+ Dryad, first IRM compliant Melton Telephone!

(Disclaimer: IRL sharks are good actually) Yellowstone Magic ✨👆👇 #curryaliciakeyes #bevanwise #meltontelephone #blaseball

hello friends ✨🤗 this is your earlsiesta reminder to clean up that Parkpark!! my spring is full of foul balls and peanuts and the melted remnants of your trash and I would like it Not To Be!! 🗑️♻️🟢

hey what's everyone's favorite pie? mine is huckleberry and sulfur 😋✨🥧

Quick reminder: Blessings - Open Floor Plan, Flex, Shadow of the Bat Wills- Eiz Up! Shadow Infuse Eizabeth Elliot and Foreshadow Melton Telephone for Eizabeth And Vote With Your Heart! 💖

it is time for me to Take a Little Rest, friends, that chomp still stings and my throwing arm just isn't what it used to be. Let me dip back into my prismatic spring and come back better. ✨🦈❤️