guy 1: There'll be parties for hosting guy 2: Marshmallows for toasting and caroling out in the snow guy 3 (has no idea what Christmas is): There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago

an ivy league grad is the main suspect for shooting the united healthcare ceo and the person who snitched was a mcdonalds worker. shakespeare couldn’t have written this shit.

you kill a man for being “greedy” and yet you yourself are a bisexual. how curious

I remember a woman who survived being mauled by a bear (it RIPPED HER FACE OFF) did an ama about her experience and said the worst part of the whole thing, attack, rescue, recovery, years of healing, many surgeries, was dealing with the health insurance company

New fear unlocked: my students finding my Minecraft yaoi💀

thinking about how if u hang out with a cys person long enough they start to develop what i refer to as "gender vision" & they no longer are able to interpret you/trans people in general the way that broader society does. this does make them useless for determining if u pass tho

"i really don't understand how people don't see you as [gender]" i am so sorry to tell you this but you are alone in this perception of me and i have simply just afflicted you with The Sight

any trans girls who transitioned after 2020 cant tuck, all they know is - let it hang sister - wehhh im an ouppy - gets so hard I - absurd yuri consumption - brisket guilty gear

the children donʻt know that the minecraft server software is free

Wait so which ones the sweet tooth again?

GUYS IM SCARED OF FIREWORKS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I FORGOT PPL LIGHT THEM AT NEW YEARS

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thinking ab the time this girl was cuddling me and ripped off my clothes and said toys dont wear clothes

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