I'm in love.

Man, the way #MadeInHeaven2 episode 6 indulges in UCC propaganda is beyond brazen. Imagine the *only* time you show a practicing Muslim, you ensure he is polygamy-practicing. The rest of the time you completely erase all markers of faith in all Muslim characters. No in-between.

Arabic is one of the most romantic languages. It has at least 11 words for love and each of them conveys a different stage in the process of falling in love. A thread on expressions of love in Arabic…

“Beware of the supplication of the oppressed, for there is no barrier between it and Allah.”

Pakistan is the only country where someone borrows money from you, then you have to explain to them why you need the money back.

Academics don’t forget to watch this classic over the holidays! Prof at hometown community college gets a call on Xmas from “the dean of Yale” who says “I read your thesis, I think it could be a bestseller. You have to decide between Yale and marrying the hometown barista guy”

Very hard to say at this point whose temple is being inaugurated.

The Ram Mandir Consecration is about Shri Ram only as much as the BJP is about Bharatiya Janta.

We live in a world where "women using tents as pads during genocide" was less of a feminist issue than "white lady pretending to be doll not considered great actress this year"

‘How can 800-yr-old masjid be an encroachment?’ Mehrauli mosque demolition confounds historians New Delhi: It was the sound of bulldozers at Akhunji Masjid, a 13th-century mosque in Mehrauli that lay some 400 metres from the Qutub Minar, that woke up Imam Zakir Hussain at the

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too

Come, look at my Blue City Woven of Golden Hills and Valleys Dusty Songtowers and Alleys

Smriti Irani ko itna bada jhatka toh ko Mihir ke wapas Zinda hone pe bhi nahi laga tha.

“I am a successful lawyer,” I whisper to myself as I stand in the dead-last boarding group awaiting my middle seat in the ass-end of the plane.

realest thing said on the entirety of gilmore girls

DYC was always soft on the Beatles. Told you!

A 55-year-old man wearing “MAGA for Mamdani” gear said he voted for Trump twice but now he’s “making a switch” and voting for Mamdani. “This’ll be the first time I'm voting for a Democrat,” he said. “I like his policies.”