i literally hate every single person that is on holiday/going on holiday bcos my jealousy just cannot handle it

idk if im having a midlife crisis or what but i have just bought two boxes of ginge diy hair dye and im scared of what im probably about to do next (coming from a 24 yo blonde who has never used home dye)

coop meal deals going up to £4 is what’s wrong with this country

absolutely incredible

Ffs ! 2 seated Gerry Cinnamon tickets Saturday night! £70 the pair! What’s not to like? 🤷‍♂️

Cocktails????? You had me at cock!!!!!

Selling x1 ticket to TheEnemy for Edinburgh on Sat 22nd, £20. RT pls!!

knuckle tatts that say “M I N I E G G S”

Me to the fella who came up wae mini eggs

dad had two attempts at spelling capaldi and didn’t do very well

scouse martin freeman hits different

time to cleanse the timeline again

RIP to the Queen of Clean and the People’s Princess #KimWoodburn