How many times in a row is it appropriate for me to loudly sign Phoebe Bridgers’s Funeral while showering in someone else’s home? Seven?

I want to make a website where you type in any movie and it will tell you the age difference between the male & female lead.

I’ve done this twice & projectile vomited both times.

using * to correct my mistakes instead of editing the text cus i’m a real one

Connections giant font attack ew I’m only 35

Elon Musk You’re in the files nigga don’t try this space man shit now

I have a five and a half year old iphone that I haven’t updated in two years so I don’t know wtf any of y’all are talking about.

da movies

like i'd rather have a working universal basic income system than bullshit jobs where people do nothing in a nothing corporate ladder to feed both the ego and the wallet of some rich fucker idk

My executive dysfunction, procrastination, and overall lack of discipline is a huge source of anxiety and shame for me. Thankfully there is a website I can log into and see adult babies throw tantrums about how hard it is to cook dinner. Makes me feel like I’m doing fine actually

Just one more thing...

the book I haven’t written a word of but have planned meticulously in my head is an nyt bestseller to me

Your brain is so broken if you believe anything is a waste of time simply because you're "not making money doing it".

“CEO of Hot Pockets ™ says that ‘most, if not all’ meals will be fully replaced with Hot Pockets ™ within the next 12 to 18 months”

Minute Cryptic Strands Wordle Connections Pips easy Pips medium Sporcle acrostic Pips hard Hbu?

Something about LLM hype culture renders a man immune to the experience of embarrassment. If I couldn’t tell the difference between PhD-level scholarship and grammatical gibberish I simply would not announce that to a global audience.

Um, by definition, NO THEY ARENT

The question that I always have is: why would I want to be freed from the practice of making and learning an art? And on a general level, why is higher “productivity”, whatever that means, supposedly superior to a world where human beings make art and are employed to do so?