To be honest I have no idea what I want anymore

Most shocking take I’ll hear all year: “Bleachers is one of the most accomplished songwriters of our generation.”

I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion

at a concert wishing there were subtitles

Bricks are rocks, too

Does anyone under the age of 60 wink?

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

Freelancers pretending to be a full time employee for the agency in meetings

Doritos are, and I repeat, not tortilla chips.

Refusing to RT Judy but I need you to understand the way I CACKLED. Also, Rudy’s Shoedy’s.

Did you know? Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck met on Daredevil (🍅43%) and Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds met on Green Lantern (🍅26%). Invite me to your trivia team.

“That’s why I’m a cannonball king, because I’m afraid to di(v)e” -Brendan Shaughnessy happy ani lol

I hate Lorne Michaels and that’s the only justice I can offer Julia Louis-Dreyfus

“Cats dude, if they teach us one thing it’s consentL -Brendan Shaughnessy, a little drunk

Mandy patinkin

I wonder what the marketing budget of windowworld is

“JENNY! What’s the name of my arch-nemesis,” says Brendan Shaughnessy. “Gail Ulmer,” says my mom, referring to a friend of hers he recently played in pickleball. We’ve been in FL too long.

The actors that play Tom and Greg switch roles for scene read.