Devastating news. 4 y/o just told me I was in her dream but I turned into a worm and she didn’t love me anymore :(

Just realized I can make shrinky dink versions of my friends nobody talk to me

Every so often I think about how I made my friends go to the state capital with me to do my visa paperwork and then we got kicked out of the governors office bc we were being too loud during in the other room during a press briefing

They should remake Moonstruck but with Cher and Nic Cage playing the opposite role

I miss the time between YAGM and seminary where I didn’t have a working phone & drove across multiple states by using McDonald’s free wifi from their parking lot.

Every time I’m watching Moonstruck I remember during orientation that I told the Dean of students I just rewatched it and he quoted to me the part where one character threatens suicide & that was our entire interaction

If I learn I’m moving 2 Montana tomorrow I’m going 2 get really into Tuesday quilting with the old ladies & if I find out I’m to Co I’m starting a quilting group at the church

My only goal today was to finish my last final paper and I literally couldn’t bc I kept getting distracted from all the Catholic students getting hype bc the new pope is an alumni 😂😂

Let’s go lesbians

Just processed that I’m going to see mountains every day for a year & I straight up cannot comprehend that. How am I supposed to get any work done?? The mountains are right there??

My planner for the end of summer is so wild be it’s a trip to DC then NYC back to Chicago for a week for laundry, new tattoo, packing and then a trip to AZ, then three days later moving to Montana and two days later a trip to KC and then 24 hours later starting internship in MT

One of my HS teachers is staying at my schools guest housing AFTER I move out. We haven’t talked in like 7 years..why did I offer that to her 😂😂

Called my dad and he ranted about his coworker that he hates for 15 minutes and then told me he ran into an ex girlfriend that’s a lesbian. Lots happening in Bob Mongs life!

It’s been almost three years but I still can’t believe I had to drive 10 hrs to help my dad after an emergency amputation & then I had emergency surgery 24hrs later & then 2 days post op I had to drive my sister for a new prosthetic leg Who approved that

Told one of my coworkers I only like miracle whip with bologna and he immediately blurted out “oh so you grew up poor?” Which I did but you didn’t have to say it like that buddy

Today I watched two mail trucks drive past each other & the drivers waved so enthusiastically to each other it was so stinking cute

The vibe of a nursing home in the evening is fun bc everyone’s either asleep or they’re vibing in the nurses station with you

My 60 y/o boss broke out into high school musical today right before our staff lunch meeting. But he didn’t know the words & only partially knew the choreo. Why did he do that

TurboTax really makes me want to end it all. Stop trying to upsell me. You don’t even work 97% of the time !!!

How do I convince my boss to drop me off at a mall for Auntie Anne’s before we go on our retreat