ioc have always been on some loser shit fr

hungary immediately putting isr*ael in a ippon in judo, and then the i*sraeli girl started crying, iktr! i love the olympics

we won guys open.spotify.com/artist/6MUyqmI…

hyundai cilantro

love when i decide to tweet my thoughts instead of saying them out loud to my boyfriend because its such a unique medium where he doesnt need to engage/express that he understands but he does anyway and i think thats so special

jellycat store i need you so badly

this website at 6am is so absolutely cursed, what should i be doing during my morning doom scroll instead

whenever i’m like “oh my god this famous person is loved and adored by the vast majority of people and you feel like you know them so intimately but really you know nothing about them, i wonder what their sign is” and i look it up and it’s always the same exact sign

taylor swift best friends with all the socially inept celebrities like duhhhh of course you are a swiftie

i was telling my boyfriend the other day that this episode made me realize santa wasn’t real

in 2025: - filipinos out: - mexicans

only here to livetweet the super bowl. gotta ban tom brady from the buccal fat removal clinic

I was going to call this dumb, but former NTSB board member John Goglia just texted me and told me to reply with this instead: The issue raised in The Rehearsal is whether the authority gradient affects copilots' willingness to assert themselves at critical junctures and

i am not entirely sure how my boyfriend feels about food, like if i take a little nibble of his costco slice on my way home, will he be charmed at my silly unpredictability or will i face The Consequences

that's crazy how all u have to do to become a commercial pilot is be horny as fuck