do you ever just think about how Schwarzenegger was our governor

the pandemic has been going on for so long my friends I see over zoom and I were reminiscing about our early quarantine zooms

aunt: Alexa, play Christmas music uncle: honey, that’s the router you’re speaking to.

a guy in the next car over just told me to “put a smile on your face” I’m on my way to my grandmothers memorial service.

“once COVID is over” is starting to sound a lot like “he'll change😩😩😩"

is America’s funniest home videos the original tik tok?

Dad: I’m trying to be kind to myself. Me: what are you doing to be kind to yourself? Dad: eating Reese’s cups.

I keep having dreams about cuddling dogs and I’m pretty sure it’s my subconscious trying to make me happy

Mom is so cute, every morning she does tricks with Kodi and then bends down and whispers: you gonna have a good day? You gonna be a good boy? before she feeds him breakfast

I had a a dream solely about hanging out with large groups of oeople

my dad just sent me a google invite to Father’s Day

I miss moon shoes

I just thought: damn those look comfy to a sketchers commercial

I’m sitting in traffic on the freeway and I just got passed by a jogger

new alarm clock idea: line from the 21 pilots song Stress Out “wake up you need to make money”

#Grattitude

the most unrealistic part of #BladeRunner is how much it rains in LA

Just when I can’t stand the NY subway anymore, a Colombian man comes on and plays the harp and I’m pulled back in again

The most impressive part of nyc subway “showtimes” is their ability not to kick anyone in the face