whatever my man looks like at the time

the bull rider and 48 oyster girl need to have a meet cute. that’s a pair that knows have to have FUN

I honestly hate that we’ve normalized the idea that all opinions are valid. I think we should get back to telling ppl that they are ill informed & ignorant

not to be dramatic but when i accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life

I’m a bad person bc it hadn’t even occurred to me they had separate names

Staying updated on the dude I had pre calc with’s divorce and custody battle.

me at the job i begged god for

I just went to work today and now I have to go to work tomorrow? This is the worst

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work

(*rasping*) put them in my van

wdym ur staying the night i have youtube videos to fall asleep to

the black mold in my brain is my friend actually. i like it.

girls be like i am so full of love and Light . hope my ex dies

friday at work i’m locked in

put clothes away for 5 Minutes. time to reward my self with an hour of screen time

Married friend told me she washes her sheets every 4-6 weeks. That is not the sort of fact you can share with me. I am not the right audience for a fact such as that.

big spider on my wall I trust you Eat bug Keep distance

post taco bell clarity is insane like why did i do that