Hi, ER Doc here. If your nose is bleeding, DO NOT TILT YOUR HEAD BACK. This just makes the blood drip down the back of your throat and you will then swallow and/or choke on it. Pinch the soft part of your nose and TILT YOUR HEAD FORWARD. Please tell your friends about this.

"I'm not making those noises." #UndercoverUnderage

OMG #UndercoverUnderage

The specific details of what he was saying were horrific #undercoverunderage

Get ready for me to have no poker face all season #undercoverunderage

No one asked for singing. This ain’t The Voice. #UndercoverUnderage

OMG How do I make my heart stop pounding? #UndercoverUnderage

“Eric, no!” 🤣🧜🏽‍♀️

We get monthly donations and that number is up to $6,384. That baseline number really helps us budget! Think we could could get to $6,500 before the end of the night? It would take 10 people donating $11.60 a month. #UndercoverUnderage SOSA

oh hey I guess I should plug my LATINX queer autistic revenge book huh? The Luis Ortega Survival Club comes out on Tuesday 5/23! You can buy it anywhere books are sold 💜

Useful context about Nate’s personal risk tolerance. Remember this next time he decides to opine on whether or not a public health intervention is warranted.

Hi book Twitter! We’ve not received enough middle grade author pitches for the Bronx Book Festival. I’ve hit a wall requesting some MG authors from certain publishers. Sooooo I’m coming to social to see if there are any MG authors who want to pitch themselves for programming

Can we...just accept that we suck at this? I want to tell you a story that has made me kinda hopeless about Twitter's ability to affect positive things happening, and it starts with this tweet from Hillary Clinton. x.com/HillaryClinton…