When that summer breeze on a random day in March hits you and you know that better days are ahead

& for the lady, perhaps a regulated nervous system?

The air in the mornings of field trips use to hit different

Driving to my 9-5 job while drug dealers and 8 year old YouTubers are buying their third property

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

No one: My eyes in pictures:

I want to thank the Irish for inventing my favorite way to exit a function

Driving to my 9-5 job while drug dealers and 8 year old YouTubers are buying their third property

my main problem is i always think i can get ready for work in 15 minutes when i have repeatedly proven that i can not

I miss skipping class skipping work is way too serious

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

Me calling someone back, hoping they don’t pick up so I can use it as proof that I tried.

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

working in an office means you just drink an insane amount of beverages

Duality of a woman

if they would've given me adderall in middle school i would be a homeowner by now

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

He tenido más presión para comer proteína de adulto que para drogarme de adolescente.

i heard too many sounds at once and now im a bitch