Nicest dude I’ve gotten to work with over the years. Best of luck to you and your family Russell Wilson !

To anyone who has been offended by a comedian. Just know that you preach about safe spaces and yet you don’t want to let those of us who cope with dark humor have ours. This has the worst year and I’m grateful to have comedy to help me thru it. Also go watch this hilarous clip 🤣

I honestly can’t name a single Jonas Brothers song but after seeing J O E J O N A S come across my TikTok fyp I feel like we would be excellent friends as we are the same type of weird.

Always honored when the WHL uses my photos and glad to see Josh is back!

My favorite pregame set so far ♥️

And this is why we like guys like Matt. Good to good people, and doesn’t take shit from the shitty ones. Let’s normalize not bending over backwards for people with money or status if they are also a dick.

I’m gonna be real honest Elon Musk . I don’t care what the logo is. I will always call it Twitter.

Hey @JDVance1 funny how you think childless women with cats run our country. So you’re admitting there is a lot of us. But then you want to put us down in the same breath? Has it ever occurred to you that we might be single with cats because guys like you exist?

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Count your freaking days Uber Hot take but I think you’ll be going out of business soon. No driver is going to work for you under these conditions. You’re going to stop getting new drivers eventually. You’re taking as much money as you can for yourself before you go under.

Hey DoorDash stop paying your drivers shit. No wonder people can’t afford to tip us. I just ordered a pizza and WITHOUT a tip it was almost FIFTEEN dollars more than if I would have gone in and got it myself.

Hey Ohio State Football Why don’t you complain less about losing to Oregon and worry more about your QB being a jerk to the nicest sports photographer ever. Be nice when it counts and be nice to media who make you look good.

Keep Portland Fear’d 🔜

What is going on at the Rose Bowl Game. I have never in my life heard a more incompetent group of tv announcers. They sound (and look) like a couple of guys they pulled out of the crowd at random. This is PAINFUL 🤣😳 #rosebowl #OregonDucks #ohiostate

Amateur hour beer pong vibes right here. Absolutely disgusting how they talked on national television. Have some class. So disgusting. Nothing but a bunch of frat talk. Do better. You couldn’t have been worse! Rose Bowl Game #OhioState #OregonDucks

Dreams are so weird. I had a dream that I was stuck in a snowstorm and Nick Jonas pulled up in a forest green pickup truck. I felt bad about asking for a ride so I offered to pay him five dollars to take me to my house. Then he told me we were going to stop for frozen bananas 🤷‍♀️