Happy Father's Day to the best dad who gives the best advice

The same SCOTUS that said yesterday that states don’t have the ability to regulate guns today gave states the power to regulate women’s bodies.

i got that dog in me

Today I learned that sea urchins naturally use shells as hats to feel safer and camouflage. So some aquarists decided to 3d print tiny hats for them

pirates when they take over an enemy ship:

is that linda from bob's burgers

Fritz showing us his smile... and new teeth coming in!

The NFL gave each team 5 minutes to warm up and both coaches said "fuck that" and pulled their teams off the field. Good for Sean and Zac.

the food and drink you consume in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate and holy and harm-proof

incredible

if bed bath and beyond shuts down where are college freshmen supposed to get into the worst fight of their lives w their mom

When I watched this music video for the first time I genuinely thought it was the saddest thing I’d ever seen in my entire life (I was 12)

In honor of National Kool-Aid day, make sure you guys are staying hydrated today! #2Bears1Cave Ep. 36 Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug bert kreischer

me waiting for the bartender to look at me so i can order my drink