6 Habits That Will Drastically Change Your Emotional Health:

cars have windows and can move. houses have windows and can’t move. so it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely

lol who did this

Is twitter is more broken lately? My mentions tab lags for hours. I don't see the people I used to see on my home page but I consistently see the replies of one random guy to strangers. Trending topics seem to trend for no reason at all.

Just heard someone turn down after-work plans because they have an avocado at home that’s about to go bad

Dam.

Jennifer Coolidge delivers an epic #GoldenGlobes acceptance speech that makes #TheWhiteLotus creator Mike White cry. bit.ly/3QKQpMJ

if you break a local news story that makes the late night comedy shows you win a pulitzer so congratulations to Rhianna Schmunk

looking forward to the first video of a tesla trying to drive directly through it

My company moved into a new office and the vibes are all off. It's open-plan - no cubes, no assigned desks, few walls - to encourage interaction, but since there are few barriers and little privacy, everyone is skittish about being loud. Instead of being communal, it's cold.

you look at a Toblerone package, long, triangular, and think “there’s no way it’s that shape”, and you’re right, it isn’t that shape. it’s in a way weirder shape, a far more fucked up shape than you could ever have anticipated.

Sometimes, the official Star Trek account and Swear Trek line up perfectly.

whatever else is going on in this world, i take great peace and pleasure knowing with absolute certainty that gurdeep pandher is out there somewhere just dancing his heart out with a bigass grin on his face, vibing.

This! “Modern” workspaces forget about the humans they are designed for

I have good news and bad news about my friend Schrödinger's cat…

People who believe in astrology are so fucking gullible they're obviously all Capricorns.

Remember to have everyone remove their headphones before showing the new client how well your open floor plan promotes open communication.