I am gentle because We all have suffered enough

Inshallah they find out whose pussy it is

Men dating bisexual women need to realize her sexual fantasy is not a threesome. She wants to peg you.

responding with “could be the move” when asked to do something at work

messaging my coworker who is a full grown man: hey girl got a question for uuu

i like to hold my cat’s arm cause it feels like a little crab leg

How the older generation looks at you when you choose to live your life to the fullest instead of suffering like them.

sex is intimate and sacred and you shouldn't share it with anyone that doesn't like pokémon

how do you expect new beginnings if you don’t create space for them

Going off grid for awhile. (Leaving my phone in the other room while it charges.)

I suppose what easter is teaching us is that it has to be so over before we're so back

your 20s are for having fun. your 30s are for having fun. and you guessed it your 40s are for having fun

emergency vet be like give us three million dollars right now or your cat gets the firing squad

mf write like the damn Chick-Fil-A cow

how are you still straight at 25. grow up