(Whispering to a bug) who are you

My five year plan is to see how it goes

You all smoke way too much weed i get through a third of a joint and my hair starts feeling like a hat

# get me in that car with them next time

i hope this email kills us both instantly

underrated gem open.spotify.com/track/1xgN9KBV…

another misunderstanding, of course

I’m so happy the Bengals can’t ruin my draft night

I hope my team drafts 1 million players tonight and they are all fast and strong

flowers look great, good job cassie

every now and then i look at this and smile he’s really off my team

moms text you like “please call ASAP” and then you call and they’re like “hello i am your mom”

Ur molester friend dies, and then you get beat up by the only person of color you know, and finally you lost bisexual trade to a sexy pedophile. Why is Louis Tomlinson’s life literally Naruto’s

I think I am a lot but I also think all of it is lovable

its Forget It Ever Happened Friday

i heard too many sounds at once and now im a bitch

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