This is maybe my favorite NYT article ever, and I am gifting it to all of you. nytimes.com/interactive/20…

Just received notice that Kent School District teachers have voted to strike and that my kids' first day of school (scheduled for tomorrow) has been postponed. Our teachers are incredible—they and our kids deserve so much better than this. #FairContractNow

A little birthday math: if I had been born on the day I became old enough to vote, today I would be old enough to buy alcohol. 🙃😱

For generations to come, we will tell our kids and grandkids what it was like to watch Albert Pujols play.

Okay everyone, this seasonal obsession with pumpkin spice has really gotten out of hand now.

Today marked the last game for two St. Louis Cardinals legends who took me from casual observer to die-hard fan. Baseball won’t be the same without you, Albert Pujols and Yadier Molina. Thanks for giving this #STL native so many memories and an era full of bragging rights. #Cardinals

Hey Alaska Airlines can you confirm— when *exactly* does the clock start on the 20-minute baggage guarantee? 😊

Good morning, @WUSTL! I’m excited to be here in my hometown today to train on how we can use Technolutions #Slate for outreach and communications. #SlateIsGreat RHB | rhb.com

Being able to place a mobile order at the Starbucks in the airport terminal is a game-changer.

Just was informed by my pharmacist that there’s a nationwide shortage of my ADHD medication and that I may not be able to refill it until the end of NOVEMBER, so if you see someone freaking out in the supplements aisle, it’s probably me trying to figure out WTF to do.

I just had a five year old trick-or-treater peer past me into my entry hall and say, verbatim, “I sense there’s kids living here. What a mess!” Which, I mean, yeah, but show the lady a modicum of empathy while she’s giving you Starbursts, buddy.

I just blocked the new owner of this social network because I find him unceasingly obnoxious. I’m sure his greatest hits will still show up on my feed via screenshot.

Today, we’re excited to announce RHB Direct. Launching in January 2023, our newest service furthers our commitment to empower clients with our best-in-class expertise and care. Learn more: rhb.com/rhbdirect/

If you’re visiting Denver, I cannot recommend enthusiastically enough that you DO NOT stay at the Marriott Bonvoy Magnolia Hotel, which has, in the 4 hours since I’ve arrived, been **wildly** below expectations.

Hey Vacasa we’re trying to get into our rental unit in freezing temperatures and the entry code you provided is incorrect and I’ve been on hold for 10 minutes now. How can you help us?

RHB is thrilled to bring back RHB Academy in advance of Technolutions’ #SlateSummit. With hands-on courses covering Configurable Joins, portals, drip marketing and more, it's the perfect opportunity to strengthen your Slate skill set. Register now: slate.rhb.com/portal/rhb-aca…

I got to the gate for my flight, only to be told I “wasn’t checked in” (despite having a boarding pass), then told the seat (showing on my boarding pass, and that I paid extra for) was “no longer available”. What is going on, Alaska Airlines?

Making the most of this Spring Break. #whereiroot ROOT SPORTS™ | NW #GoMariners